Streaming Analyst Gifts

Music charts development.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

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"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'I'm a difference maker... not that it makes any difference...'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Woke Jersey Shore

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

"I love binge watching streamed content."

New Course At The New School

Andrew Marr

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

TV - Please stand buy. We've run out of ideas.

"I say leave them alone - better streaming than screaming."

'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off on demand?'

"Someone's been sitting on my network and used it to pirate these movies!"

"This island may not have food or water, but it does have wiring for streaming services. Too bad we didn't put a TV in the life raft."

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"