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"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

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"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

'I'm a difference maker... not that it makes any difference...'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

" ... and markets closed lower today on news that markets would close lower today."

Woke Jersey Shore

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

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"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

Andrew Marr

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

"I love binge watching streamed content."

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

TV - Please stand buy. We've run out of ideas.

"I say leave them alone - better streaming than screaming."

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"

"This island may not have food or water, but it does have wiring for streaming services. Too bad we didn't put a TV in the life raft."

'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off on demand?'

"Someone's been sitting on my network and used it to pirate these movies!"

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'