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"The robbery and car chase are better in the movie but the hostage situation was definitely better on the cable news coverage."

New Course At The New School

The Judgmental Algorithm

You've got to stop condescending to the customers. Whatever do you mean? You abuse them for not recycling, for eating high-fructose sugar, for watching reality tv shows. Hardly. I absolutely understand that some people who have not been blessed with a high level of education and information make foolish divisions. It's not their fault. Condescending! Good use of a big word. HOJ.

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Light Bulb Moment

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

The Life of Pi

"Morning, all!"

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time Is Money

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Difference of Opinion

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

American Idle.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

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"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."