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'I don't sit here all the time, Mom. Just June through August.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

American Idle.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Love is when you watch television together.

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

Time Machine Collision.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?

'...And now, 'Ripley's Believe it or Not' presents a restrospective on the Tony Blair years....'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"Oh, good. My complete sexual history is on tonight."

The Gilmore Girls

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

Trustworthy Authority.

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."