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"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Succession 2

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

10 commandments

Johnny Depp

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

"We need a plot twist."

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

Soap Opera

Andrew Marr

New Course At The New School

He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

Writer's Block.

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Mid-list Author Magazine

Mystery Writer's Book Signing...Tell the Author How You Could Have COme Up With A Better Ending, 4-6pm.

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

Film Casting Co.

"Brick, Eh? Well, sorry to blow your house down but these days it's not wise to be so invested in stability."

'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.'

"The robbery and car chase are better in the movie but the hostage situation was definitely better on the cable news coverage."