Tv Plot Analyst Pillows

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Succession 2

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

10 commandments

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

Soap Opera

New Course At The New School

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"We need a plot twist."

Andrew Marr

He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

Mid-list Author Magazine

'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'

Writer's Block.

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Mystery Writer's Book Signing...Tell the Author How You Could Have COme Up With A Better Ending, 4-6pm.

'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.'

Film Casting Co.

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

"Brick, Eh? Well, sorry to blow your house down but these days it's not wise to be so invested in stability."

"The robbery and car chase are better in the movie but the hostage situation was definitely better on the cable news coverage."