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"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Reverse psychology

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Boxing

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

"Duh!"

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

I wrote a poem about our failure to capture and secure the highway. It's called "The Road Not taken."

I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

'Now I can watch what I want, there's nothing I want to watch.'

'Get out in the marketplace Merridew - hunt and gather man.'

'Go fish.'

Earth wearing Mickey Mouse hat

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

"In order to save time and money on coffee and bathroom breaks, I've streamlined the process..."

'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'