Streaming Strategists T-Shirts

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Reverse psychology

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Boxing

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

"Duh!"

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

'Get out in the marketplace Merridew - hunt and gather man.'

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

'Go fish.'

Earth wearing Mickey Mouse hat

'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'

Compliment-A-Mole