Match Replay Addict Gifts

It's an addiction...let her watch the finals replay no more than twice a day until further notice.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Before instant replay.

Running With Scissors Marathon

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Football merchandising - 1953.

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

Football junkie.

Brazil vs Germany

I love badminton.

'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

'Tennis can be addictive...I wouldn't recommend going 'gold turkey'...let her watch an hour or two of repeats...'

Footballers chasing a ball.

Ballskeeper

World Cup

"My Man Utd top's still in the wash"

“Something’s wrong with my android.”

'Here's a film we've only seen five times this year!'

'And if you're listening to this ladies tennis match in digital stereo the grunt from your left is from Serena Williams and from the right is...'

There's a factory up here making something exported to earth? Yeah, people down there want a match made in heaven!

'It's hard for him to do much work around the house. He only has half-times available.'

Cricket

'Can you come back later? I'm trying to watch the football.'

BINGO Billiards

'I've got a moth who's very keen to meet a light bulb.'

"Bad case of Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'Well, that's Match of the Day over, now you can tell me the score.'

'I don't mind you watching 'Match of the Day' but...'

Never say you don't have a girlfriend.