Replay Lover Gifts

'Here's a film we've only seen five times this year!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

Colonial Larrysburg.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'So what have you been up to?'

Groovy Baby

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Young Elvis

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Before instant replay.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"The record player is skipping again."

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

Hippie Edibles Co.

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh.) Those were the days. Is it working?

'I miss the great depression.'

60's GoGo Girl...Past/60's GoGo Girl...Present.