Secretive Match Watcher Pillows

Spying on the Football Match

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'We're in a hurry.'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

I love badminton.

'I really enjoyed that, but if anyone ask, don't you dare tell them we watched it.'

"You know, if it wasn't for the players, we'd have a good team."

'And if you're listening to this ladies tennis match in digital stereo the grunt from your left is from Serena Williams and from the right is...'

God/Saint Watching Football.

Ghana 1 - Germany 0

The Alter of Football

Footballers chasing a ball.

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

C.V.-Mind your own business, "Welcome to the CIA."

Football

Ballskeeper

"It looks like our nosy competitor is spying on us again."

'It's hard for him to do much work around the house. He only has half-times available.'

A boxing referee with a black eye

"I've changed my mind, we'll have three twelve minute rounds!"