Secretive Match Watcher Pillows

Spying on the Football Match

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'We're in a hurry.'

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

I love badminton.

'I really enjoyed that, but if anyone ask, don't you dare tell them we watched it.'

"You know, if it wasn't for the players, we'd have a good team."

'Remember, what happens in the basement stays in the basement!'

C.V.-Mind your own business, "Welcome to the CIA."

The Alter of Football

God/Saint Watching Football.

'And if you're listening to this ladies tennis match in digital stereo the grunt from your left is from Serena Williams and from the right is...'

Ghana 1 - Germany 0

Ballskeeper

Footballers chasing a ball.

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

Football

"It looks like our nosy competitor is spying on us again."

'It's hard for him to do much work around the house. He only has half-times available.'

This program was made possible by a grant from someone who, on second thought, would rather not admit it.

A boxing referee with a black eye

Well, I see you've met your match!