Match Viewing T-Shirts

God/Saint Watching Football.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Olympics create interest in curling.

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'We're in a hurry.'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

Praying for a goal assist.

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Soccer Fans.

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

Women's World Cup Final

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'