Match Playing Mugs

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

Remote control pirate bully

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Tommy!"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Mittens is challenged by the string.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Boy rolled into a snowball

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I'm bored."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

Child driving a toy car

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Rocking Horse

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Swinging

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'The kids were so sweet...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Happy holidays for kids.