Hobby Gaming Gifts

Here Lies John Watson Dominoes Champion

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

Rage.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Television Readers.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

The height of fashion in 1796

Evolution.

"And this is our media room."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mac OS 20

Piracy on a boating lake

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Audio Books

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Homo Gamus

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Nerd tryouts.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

I should probably get out more.