Home Gaming Gifts

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

A man playing a video game called Anaconda Attack is wrapped up in game console cord.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Evolution.

"And this is our media room."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Piracy on a boating lake

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'There's nothing on.'

Homo Gamus

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'