Home Gaming Gifts

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

A man playing a video game called Anaconda Attack is wrapped up in game console cord.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Rage.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Evolution.

"And this is our media room."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Mac OS 20

"Have you been playing dice?"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Piracy on a boating lake

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'There's nothing on.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Homo Gamus