Hobbies Gifts

"Enough!"

"Don't let anyone see how much we enjoy knitting."

"I can quit whenever I want to."

Radio control Santa.

'Hole in one!!!!'

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

Rusty was a very smart dog.

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"We could start a band."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Magic kit - make anything mysteriously disappear.

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

Man reading a giant book.

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

Morning Procrastination

A trevor of trainspotters

'I just thought our affair might be a little more...exotic.'

'He said we wanted a piece of the action, so I bought him a puzzle.'

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Audio Books

Origami Mail

Conspiracy Theorists Association.

The Golfer Gardener

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Been playing horseshoes long?'

Lost ball.

'My this is fun, Bill.You ought to try catching one.'

'So what's this new hobby of yours?'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Patient and book