Secret Hobbies Gifts

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

Television Readers.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Audio Books

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Eldrow

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

The Origami Society...

'Hole in one!!!!'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

A trevor of trainspotters

"Getting the hang of it?"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Zumba

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Labradoodle"

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."