Secret Hobbies Pillows

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

Television Readers.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Audio Books

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

The Origami Society...

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

A trevor of trainspotters

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Zumba

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

"Labradoodle"

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.