Unusual Hobbies Pillows

'It has put a bit of strain on the marriage, to be honest, his career as 'the human fly'.'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

You are what you collect.

"I'm thinking of forming a cult, Doreen."

Television Readers.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Audio Books

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

The Origami Society...

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

A trevor of trainspotters

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Labradoodle"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

A boy with a football

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Bowling ball head.