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KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Television Readers.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Audio Books

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Eldrow

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

The Origami Society...

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Hole in one!!!!'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

A trevor of trainspotters

"Getting the hang of it?"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"Labradoodle"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.