Traditional Crafts Enthusiast Pillows

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"She's a natural!"

Beyond Dante

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Cheesemaker

Sheep Knitting.

"The innocence seems forced."

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

'You just continue to grow.'

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

William Morris

"So you think you can cobble!"

"I don't think Grammy liked the way her last crochet project turned out."

Wildlife crafts

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."

Jesus returns: Acmy Employment Agency: 'I do have experience as a carpenter, but that was 2000 yeras ago.'

A Sweeping Reform.