Traditional Crafts Pillows

'My plan was to make money the old-fashioned way, but it turned out to be the OBSOLETE way.'

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

A Sweeping Reform.

A young philosopher.

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

Instructional guide to scribbling

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

The Origami Society...

Face painting by numbers.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Building giant sand pies.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Children's Imagination

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

The Authentic Christmas.

'I had a cough at the time!'

"How are we on bread?"

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Christmas Craftwork

Face painting children with no facial features.

Face painting - children have no faces

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Art for Sale

Quilt fanatic

'It's for cutting and pasting.'