Artisan Crafts Pillows

"How are we on bread?"

Instructional guide to scribbling

Face painting by numbers.

The Origami Society...

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Building giant sand pies.

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Children's Imagination

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'I had a cough at the time!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Art for Sale

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Face painting - children have no faces

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Quilt fanatic

Face painting children with no facial features.

Christmas Craftwork

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Sportknitting

Pottery

Cross-country knitting.

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Making Christmas Decorations

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Artisanal Pottery

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'