Alternative Craft Lover Pillows

Charlie Tailclouds realized he'd tapped into people's hidden, dark desires with his newest craft offering...the Dreamsmasher."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"She's a natural!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Beyond Dante

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"Politics has divided everything."

Pandemic Orphans

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Sheep Knitting.

Cheesemaker

"The innocence seems forced."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Crocheting during lockdown

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

William Morris

Web Stockings

'You just continue to grow.'

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.