Traditional Crafts Enthusiast Mugs

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"She's a natural!"

Beyond Dante

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"The innocence seems forced."

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Cheesemaker

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Sheep Knitting.

'You just continue to grow.'

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

William Morris

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"So you think you can cobble!"

Wildlife crafts

Jesus returns: Acmy Employment Agency: 'I do have experience as a carpenter, but that was 2000 yeras ago.'

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

"I don't think Grammy liked the way her last crochet project turned out."

"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."

A Sweeping Reform.

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."