Traditional Pastimes Pillows

'In my day, we used to fritter our lives away, not twitter out lives away.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Television Readers.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

Audio Books

Eldrow

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I love these old decorations!"

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Baptism Then and Now

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

The Amateur Golfer

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

Midwest Winter Items.

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'