Traditional Pastimes Pillows

'In my day, we used to fritter our lives away, not twitter out lives away.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Television Readers.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

Audio Books

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"I love these old decorations!"

Pearly King and Queen

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Out of kilter.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

All-Candy Seder.

Folk Wedding

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Midwest Winter Items.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Baptism Then and Now

The Amateur Golfer

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'