Traditional Play Pillows

'My parents are trying to wean me off instant gratification.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Letter writing lady.

Caber

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Bayonne Festival

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Living life dangerously 2010.

A bowls player bowling a bomb

Cool bulls.

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

'Barbie dolls don't need internet access.'

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

Yuletide tossing the caber.

Boobing for Apples

Conkers

Skittles match.

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

"Tia Carmen, how come Dad doesn't let me pop fireworks?"

'Knock off the E-I-E-I-O over there, McDonald, or I'm calling the law!'