Traditional Entertainment Pillows

"Tia Carmen, how come Dad doesn't let me pop fireworks?"

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Highland Piper.

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

'Sorry, Bobo. With all the e-mailed jokes today, office clowns are passe.'

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

The Third Day of Christmas

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'Stop Hamish! You're playing ma haggis!'

Living life dangerously 2010.

'My parents are trying to wean me off instant gratification.'

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

Soto

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

Kissing In The Back Seat

Boobing for Apples

Conkers

Skittles match.

Modern Art

'Knock off the E-I-E-I-O over there, McDonald, or I'm calling the law!'

'I'm sorry, but there are no guitars in 'Oom-pah Band Hero'.'

"Trevor works from home these days."

'I though that kids only play electronic games, these days.'

'Row,row,row your boat? Couldn't they afford an outboard motor?'

'Well to be quite frank, I'm disappointed.'

Snake charmer thinks his snake is losing it.

Highland Hotel; NO bagpipes after 10 PM