Traditional Entertainment Gifts

"Tia Carmen, how come Dad doesn't let me pop fireworks?"

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Highland Piper.

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

'Sorry, Bobo. With all the e-mailed jokes today, office clowns are passe.'

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

The Third Day of Christmas

Living life dangerously 2010.

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'Stop Hamish! You're playing ma haggis!'

'My parents are trying to wean me off instant gratification.'

Soto

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

Kissing In The Back Seat

Boobing for Apples

Conkers

Skittles match.

Modern Art

'Knock off the E-I-E-I-O over there, McDonald, or I'm calling the law!'

'I though that kids only play electronic games, these days.'

'I'm sorry, but there are no guitars in 'Oom-pah Band Hero'.'

"Trevor works from home these days."

'Row,row,row your boat? Couldn't they afford an outboard motor?'

'Well to be quite frank, I'm disappointed.'

Snake charmer thinks his snake is losing it.