Traditional Music Gifts

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"His act has never been the same since his wife started using the basket for her laundry."

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump. Step. Kick. Shout!"

'I'm sorry, but there are no guitars in 'Oom-pah Band Hero'.'

Night of the Latkes

Full English Breakfast.

Highland Piper.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

Bayonne Festival

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

The Third Day of Christmas

Elephant Upgrade

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'Stop Hamish! You're playing ma haggis!'

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

'My parents are trying to wean me off instant gratification.'

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Shamisen

Hurdy gurdy

Soto

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

Shaker Timeouts

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

'One SHISH-KA-BOB TO GO!'

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

Abdul tried his hand at 'virtual' snake charming.

"Tia Carmen, how come Dad doesn't let me pop fireworks?"