Hobby Gamer Gifts

"Bob, the BINGO life didn't choose me, I chose it! You'll never reform me! Now please, go home!"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

The Origami Society...

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Knights of the bedside table.

'She'll never look for me here.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Zumba

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."