Video Gaming Gifts

"180 quid that nintendo wii cost me! And you're reading a bloody book!"

'What happened in school today? Read my blog.'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'You're right, it is too nice outside to play inside. Could you help me carry the TV and PlayStation out to the deck?'

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

Motivation for children to eat their vegetables.

'Our son, who's forbidden to play with guns, has just wiped out civilization with his simulation game!'

'Then it's settled. She gets the house, he gets the cars and the video games go to the winner of a game of 'Guitar Hero'.'

'But you told me to go out and get some fresh air.'

"Homework! I haven't got time to do homework."

"At least this supports my theory that we live in a computer simulation."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'Nice job. You just made me a middle child. Years of therapy, here I come.'

Cool 3-D screen.

Wedding cake problems.

'Well at least Gavin was learning a valuable skill.'

"We're attacking ourselves again."

'I need the computer for my homework, Dad -- could you play 'Grand Theft Auto' later?'

Benjamin invited me to a bring your own video game party.

Game Over.

Young Geeks.

Parent about kid reading 'Improving Your Video Gaming': 'It's the only way I could get him to read.'

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

'I know you're afraid I'm not reaching my potential.

Toys try to reclaim child from video game

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

"Thankfully, college is preparing us for unemployment."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Baking is my video gaming.'

'I tried using the Internet to get help with my homework, but all i could find were internet games.'