Videogames Gifts

'I wasn't talking on my cellphone. . . I was playing a videogame.'

What you really need to do is stop thinking about women. Seriously? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Of course. You need to be out there doing your own thing, without a single thought to whether it'll impress a lady. Ladies dig that. Randy's Dating Principe #1: Embrace the irony. It's easier to embrace the Xbox.

You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don't want me getting hurt in war? I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business taking on terrorists. For your information, you're looking at the World Lightweight Champion of Thumb Wrestling, fourteen years running. Not at all the same thing. And my mom said playing video games would never take me anywhere.

Rudy, listen to me. This didn't happen. I didn't get drunk and spend the afternoon playing video games with you. You're imagining things. You were drunk too. Your memory is compromised. Maybe you're right. Okay then. But my iPhone pictures tell a different story. You photographed us?! I'll get these posted on Facebook.

You played Xbox 360 with another woman?! Who?! Whom. What? The proper phrasing of the question is: With whom did you play 360? Whom has been advising you?!!! Randy. He said the grammar bit could backfire.

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Holiday time.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Bowled over again!

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Rage.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

The height of fashion in 1796

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Evolution.

"And this is our media room."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mac OS 20