Videogames Gifts

'I wasn't talking on my cellphone. . . I was playing a videogame.'

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Holiday time.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

The height of fashion in 1796

Evolution.

"And this is our media room."

Piracy on a boating lake

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Super Dog'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"