Bridge Game Partner Gifts

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

The bridge of arts.

Date Night

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Snow Bridge.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Heavy Traffic.

The Secret Life of Pugs

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

Couple in bed reading guide-books

Tower Bridge

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

Suspension of Disbelief Bridge

Bridge Repairs

Forth Bridge finally fully painted.

'The Morning after the bridge night before.'

Games on a train.

"I know that this is a traditional migration route, but there's a new bridge just down river..."

"What the hell is a jack?"

"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"