Poker Pals Gifts

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Peel poker.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Stag poker"

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

Dummies Books.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'

Man with broken leg in cast.