Poker Pals Pillows

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Wow, what a DILF."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Stag poker"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Once again, I fold.'

"Botox."