Pride Pokers Pillows

"Tell everyone it was a bigger bird."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Rainbow Quartet

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Stag poker"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

'Once again, I fold.'

"Botox."

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Worm Bed