Poker Players Gifts

Dummies Books.

'Cheetah!!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Peel poker.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Stag poker"

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Playing cards.

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'

"Botox."

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Worm Bed

Destination casinos...