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'Cheetah!!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Stag poker"

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Playing cards.

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

"Botox."

'Once again, I fold.'

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

Destination casinos...

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."