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"It doesn't matter how valuable the manuscript is to you, Charles."

'Great poker faces.'

WIZARD OF ODDS...gambling, lottery consultant.

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

'Stocks declined on news that everyone is playing online poker instead of playing the stock market.'

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Why dogs can't play poker: 'For the last time...the kitty stays in the middle of the table.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

"He's in the middle of a big hand! Is it important?"

'I think he's bluffing.'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

Man! Talk about poker faces.

Dogs and their thoughts

'Sure, I know what that is. . . it's a straight!'

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

'You can wag your tail and salivate all you want but I still think you're bluffing.'

'I'll meet your carbon output and lower you two units.'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus . . . '

Louis beats three eggs.

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

'Do you know what I think?. . . I think you're bluffing.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Poker, Stocks, Kids = Gambling

World series of Polka.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you suck at poker!'

'But I should win, I had four aces first.'

'I've been wagging my tail again.' Dog poker tells.