Play Pal Gifts

Theatre Crowd

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

List making as therapy.

"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

Boys in the cloakroom.

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

"Good arm."

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

'And that one is the mistake I made in Act II, Scene III, line 14 of Hamlet.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Intramission

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

The Garrick Theatre

Mourning Pens

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Terrifically Twickenham

Tired of Waiting for Godot