Pub Pal Gifts

"I've gotten the muzzle off but I'm still operating under a gag order."

"Oh well, suppose I'd better go - time's fun when you're having flies..."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Theatre Crowd

"It feels good to unwind..."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Have you seen my dad?"

"What other tricks does he need?"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"I forget to drink."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'The Saxon King' pub

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"Just water for me, please."

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

Surreal ale

Barman In Love.

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""