Pub Buddies Gifts

'A guy on the phone says he's stolen your identity, but thinks you and him might get on, do you want to go for a pint with him?'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

City Boy.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Men's fragrances...

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Tequila Mockingbird

"I forget to drink."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'The Saxon King' pub

Surreal ale

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"Just water for me, please."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'