Pub Buddies Mugs

'A guy on the phone says he's stolen your identity, but thinks you and him might get on, do you want to go for a pint with him?'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I think we may be related!"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Men's fragrances...

"I forget to drink."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

Surreal ale

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Just water for me, please."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'The Saxon King' pub

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?