Pub Gifts

'Let me tell you about the three little pigs - First, they weren't all that little...'

'That's all you kids are getting, football is a game of two halves you know.'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'No ice.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Beer Stall

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"An everything Martini, please."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'I know it's gassy...'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Men gossiping

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"What other tricks does he need?"