Pubbing Gifts

The whine of the month selection - Why me?

The cat's paw - "...A free house doesn't mean all your ale for nothing?"

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'He never gets past the first round.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Beer Stall

"An everything Martini, please."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Men gossiping

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."