Pubbing Gifts

The whine of the month selection - Why me?

The Snooze Bar.

The cat's paw - "...A free house doesn't mean all your ale for nothing?"

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'He never gets past the first round.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'I know it's gassy...'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"An everything Martini, please."

Beer Stall

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."