Pub Mugs

'Let me tell you about the three little pigs - First, they weren't all that little...'

Bartender, there's a fly in my beer. But I'll bet he's happy! Happy Hour 6-7.

'That's all you kids are getting, football is a game of two halves you know.'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'No ice.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"An everything Martini, please."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I know it's gassy...'

Beer Stall

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Another flue shot, Larry.