Pool Pal Gifts

"Oh—and look out for the shark!"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Theatre Crowd

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Bishops Snooker

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Swimming Champion.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'