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Ascent of Machine.

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

Paint pots in love

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"We don't talk anymore."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

I've always been slower than computers...

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

The Plasmas.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."