Digital Duet Enthusiast Pillows

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Wild West Text Showdown

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Bassoon practice.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

Strategies that will always work

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."