Romantic Duet Enthusiasts Mugs

Newlywed violinists

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

Date Night

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"This is a duet yourself project."

Living together, couple in love.

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Heart is sewn back together.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Bassoon practice.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

'A table for two?'

'Be my Valentine?'

Armchair Dancing

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

'How much for NO stems?'

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

"This new guy's really good!"

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.